Edge Sheeran

Someone (typically a male) who tries to act all tough and cool but cannot pull it off because they have the intimidation level of a baby kitten

"Dude's acting like a total Edge Sheeran, like he thinks he's hot shit, but it's almost adorable because he's really not"

by FoxNews4Kids 2 May 13, 2023

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Edge Fest

A tri-state wide celebration where many oiled men edge themselves for as long as they can, if they cum early, their manhood is whacked with a shovel

Yo bro how long did you last at edge fest?
only 2 minutes and now i can’t get an erection

by bootiemuncher May 15, 2023

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Distilled Edge

Male ejaculate boiled to remove impurities, used to nurture livestock.

Bubba J, go to Tractor Supply and get some distilled edge for the cows.

by The edge prophet November 20, 2023

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Edging on the spectrum

Special type of autism that gets worse the longer the day goes on, by the time of 3:00 - 4:00 MTV starts edging on the spectrum.

Person 1: Minh youre edging on the spectrum
Person 2: No im not its not funny anymore next person who says it is getting bashed

by SausageSprayer69 November 21, 2023

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Edge

The limit of a surface or an object.

The edge of the table.

by zuknutz November 23, 2023

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I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023

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