Adjective: An individual who claims he is an american patriot but opposes freedom of choice, democracy, acceptance, political accountability, and shows little empathy for their common man. Might be a fascist but not realize it because they don't understand definitions of words they don't like. Typically resides in an right wing information fart bubble.
"Mark only cares about the 2nd amendment and get's brainwashed from there, Mark is such a fake patriot"
by Jlavaman July 14, 2021
Get the fake patriotmug. When someone pretends to be neurotic or easily angered in order to garner attention. This is also a tactic used by trolls to troll other trolls.
Ghost seems like he's quick to get pissed off over everything. In reality he's just faking the rage though.
"I talked about how I faked the rage" -Ghost
"I talked about how I faked the rage" -Ghost
by cumspewp July 24, 2021
Get the Faking the ragemug. Possibly can be shortened to FP. Words such as “shoot”, “dang”, and most notably, “heck”, “crap”, and “frick”. They are used to replace actual cuss words. They convey the same meaning, though sometimes aren’t as versatile. (For example, frick can’t mean 👉👌) Often used by children.
by ImNotAFurryISwear March 5, 2019
Get the Fake Profanitymug. The act of wearing a telephone headset prior to going to talk to someone who is either a bore or take much more time than needed. When you tire of the conversation you act like you are answering your phone and walk away. Very useful when the use of the kaygina shuffle is difficult.
I have to go talk to Bill, I am wearing my headset so I can make a quick exit by using a headset fake and pretending to answer a phone call
by Ral_phie June 11, 2010
Get the headset fakemug. 1. A pathetic imitaion of martial arts. 2. A drunken version of something previously seen in a martial arts film and then attempted in real combat.
We got into with this guy at the bar and your boy busted out his fake-fu. He slipped in a puddle of beer trying to do a flying kick..
by jack swaggah June 18, 2009
Get the fake-fumug. The overuse of the letter 'z' at inappropriate times to mimic the ever desirable ebonics spoken in African American communities, typically performed by a young white male only in the company of other white individuals.
White guy #1:
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."
White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."
White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."
by DfaceO September 8, 2014
Get the fake blackingmug. by ovo tingz September 2, 2022
Get the Fake Drakemug.