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National head day

April 19th When you’re king or queen gives you some good head
Man: aye it’s national head day
Girl: I got you hunny * proceeds to suck til cum*
by Joseph tocan May 28, 2018
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National Suicide Day

National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger groups of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.
Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
by aternis October 26, 2020
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National Furry day

National Furry Day! November 12 Wear cat ears, rails, masks, claws, and fangs! Now all Furrys can let there self out of all insecurities about themselves!
Ally- Hey it’s National Furry Day!
Molly-Yay now I don’t have to be insecure about me being a Furry!
by Molly Fox November 10, 2019
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National nudes day

A wonderful day that nudes are exchanged so hurry up and send ur girl a dick pic or ur guy whatever you feel he would enjoy
Better hide my phone it's national nudes day
by Autism 2.0 May 4, 2019
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National Fuck Day

National Fuck Day (NFD). Takes place on November 20th (near thanksgiving) to praise sex. You and a consenting individual (Over the age of 18) have sex for the whole holiday.
Hey, it’s national fuck day. Want to come over?
by longdickedorange November 20, 2020
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National Bodmiester Day

On June 3rd it is the National Bodmiester day. This day is honored by the internet and will be used to worship the Bodmiester. Started by a certain school as a tradition.
"Hey guess what day it is?"
"What?"
"ITS NATIONAL BODMIESTER DAY!"
"NO WAY!"
"Let us go to the prayer circle."
by Bodmiester April 16, 2020
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National Illegal Day

National Illegal Day happens everyday, it’s when it’s illegal to rape people
Me: Do you know what today is?
You: No.
Me: It’s National Illegal Day it happens everyday.
by Willow Bais March 19, 2021
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