Massachusetts Speed Bump

A Pothole.

You can't go fast down those little side streets, otherwise those Massachusetts speed bumps will wreck your cah.

by Hehe_Boobs September 3, 2018

Need For Speed Payback

A weird need for speed game that’s hallow.

Hey, what are you doing?
Just playing some Need For Speed Payback.
Oh shit. Not that again!

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

verbal speed bump

An item that many people need to slow the random stuff that comes spilling out of their mouth, giving them time to consider if it really should be said at all.

Joe's lack of a verbal speed bump has cost him many friends.

by flufferbot June 2, 2016

speed bag balls

The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.

"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"

by blazereid101 August 13, 2016

Berlin Speed Bag

When you cinch your nut sack with a zip tie extremely tight and let your partner go to town like prime mayweather

Peter- my girl gave me the Berlin Speed Bag last night.
Mitch- you need a testacuzi now my guy

by Berlin baddie June 26, 2023

nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking in the first 3 minutes of meeting each other

I'm about to go Nigerian speed dating with Jessica later

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

speed bag

What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.

"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."

"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."

by Andgorifo January 5, 2008