rice monster

Joke among fans of X Japan and/or drummer and pianist Yoshiki Hayashi. In a blog entry, Yoshiki, who at the time had been on a strict rice diet, claimed to have a nightmare about "the RICE MONSTER" attacking him.

The joke has no relation to either of the other two definitions, and most fans of Yoshiki telling the joke would be offended at either of them.

"The day before yesterday, in the airplane on the way to Japan, I had a really weird dream….. I almost….. Well, I think I screamed!! The flight attendant came to me and said "Are you OK? ....." Then I said "THE RICE MONSTER IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!"….. And she said……. "WHAT????" and I said……mmmm……ah……. "Never mind……ah….. Could I have a glass of Champagne and Caviar please?"

……. OH MY GOD!!!..... "I am so embarrassed"….. I've been doing a "special diet" and training, in order for me to play drums even harder….. Since then "THE RICE MONSTER" has been showing up in my dreams. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

- from a 2007 blog by Yoshiki on Myspace, and the origin of the term's usage

by A Groupie January 2, 2010

Two tongue Monster

The art of eating your woman out while using your tongue, and bottom lip at the same time.

I was eating my woman out, when i started using my bottom lip like a second tongue, almost like a two tongue monster.

by chaves January 2, 2008

mayo monster

a stupid, ignorant, and probably racist white person

me: *notices friend crying*

friend: THAT STUPID FUCKING MAYO MONSTER CALLED ME A DUMB MONKEY WHORE

by thatbitchperiod October 22, 2019

monster

a movie about a prostitute that had been raped as a child and abused. she grows fond to a naive teenage girl and they soon run away together. although she quits prostitution, she seems to have an uncontrollable rage to kill men that engage in prostitution acts. she is later sentenced to death, denying the teenage girl had nothing to do with it. their undying love remains even after her execution in 2002. based on a true story.

1. whoah...killer prostitute sex shows a teenage brunette fondling their tits.

by danny the girl April 5, 2005

Monster cock

a delicious chicken brand

Trott: hey smith come with me to see Ross he's got some monster cock over at his apartment.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.

by Hulks_Raging_Boner September 6, 2015

love monster

Someone who display qualities of desperation during the initial dating phases. A descriptive word for the person who likes you more than you like them. Someone who lacks discretion and does not take verbal or non-verbal cues of rejection.

What the hell-why is the guy you met on the internet becoming your love monster! Your love monster has called you for the tenth time today-he's tact! I know you like him, but sister, do not become a love monster.

by Sister Kim September 23, 2006

Flying Spaghetti Monster

A holy monster of spaghetti. The one true savior... have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

I have been saved by the flying spaghetti monster!

by bob2w3e December 21, 2007