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Megan

Megan is the comedian and is a gamer. But she's awkward. Megan can be a crazy crackhead sometimes and supports everything good (e.g BLM, LGBTQ+, etc. ) She has a ton of friends but sometimes they can betray and words can really get to her. So be careful what you say around a Megan because it can really get to her and can make you friendship break. Make sure to take care of a Megan because she will care back. She gives good tips and is always there for you when you are feeling down. Never let go of a Megan, you may not get her back.
Girl 1: Where's Megan? I really miss her.
Girl 2: Not sure but I need her, NOW!
Girl 1: Same, she's the best...
by Never forget a Megan. January 8, 2021
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megan morton

normally seen at a super seshers gaff,tanning balloons and scranning mdma
oi look its megan morton on the floor flopping it
by freddiekougar3038 November 14, 2019
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Megan

I'm looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5"
Hi, my name is Megan and all I’m looking for is…
by Gerber_Babiee July 16, 2024
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Megan

Megan is a bitch
Eg:

Patricia:omg is that Megan

Tommy:yea she a bitch
by Immabuffbaby October 30, 2019
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Megan

A tall, funny sometimes posh girl. When she likes something, she really likes it. Usually, found sitting alone a school but if you get to know her she’s amazing.
Aye! U seen that bitch Megan!?
Yeh she funny man!

Nah she don’t speak

Talk to her and she will tickle your pickle!
by Definitions !!!!! December 2, 2019
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megan and brett

a sexy couple. often has common interest over social media. her friends are friends with his friends. when wet, they both have the same hair color. somewhat the same color eyes (blue). They live 30 minutes away from each other but can still find the time to be together. Brett's usually have big dicks and anger issues... mostly from jealously.
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Megan

One magical day a Megan was born. One day, her prince will come. Until then she will dedicate her time to relentlessly shagging PPE students. A Megan can't help but enjoy making all the men she meets feel like they have tiny willies. It's not exactly a jam jar down there, but...
Male sexual partner: Wow, Megan, your vagina's massive!
Megan: No, you just have a tiny willy.
by Meloner June 18, 2019
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