messy marty

when someone rubs shit on your teeth when you are sleeeping on a air matress.

Bill? Did you give me one of those messy marty's last night? You got it all over the air matress and my gums.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

poo masty

The act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the semen is emitted from the penis in an orgasm a poo is shot out of the anus at the same time, creating intense euphoria.

Ohh man I had the best poo masty 10 mins ago, there is semen on the floor

by RORYKNIGHT October 16, 2008

Pullin a Matt Jones

To like your own comment on Facebook.

I am pullin a Matt Jones and like my own comment.

by DMSDad July 17, 2011

matt

A "Matt" is the end of a hand-rolled cigarette that you mistaken for a roach.

Guy #1: Dude! Check out the roach I found in your coffee can full of cigarette butts!
Guy #2: Smells like tobacco to me - it's probably just another Matt.

by wvdrtnsf February 4, 2009

mataya

some crazy ho you don't want to piss off. Mataya got demons! She be bustin' balls and taking names all fucking day! Synchro swimmer and shit as well. bitch aint basic

"Mataya! God damn you bad as hell!"

by Drowe December 8, 2014

Matt Damon

kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.

teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"

by rdaugh December 30, 2007

Manty hose

An acrylic sock that is very thin and sheer, resembling a short pair of women's panty hose. It is usually worn by men of a Mediterranean persuasion.

Can you believe how shitty that goomba dresses? Between his designersaurus suit, faux satin shirt, poser alligator shoes, and his manty hose. He looks like a real joey bag o' donuts.

by HappyCappy September 3, 2011