by slvttybarbie April 25, 2024

Maria. A words that also sounds like diarrhea. Which is funny because Maria is the biggest pile of human shit there is. Specifically, Maria Opeka captivates the true meaning of it. She is ugly inside and out and has the most stupid dog named Cannoli which makes sense because she is the typical Italian- American. She does not really talk but just blurts out random noises. Its almost hilarious. The best way to describe Maria is that she is like a piece of popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth. I am kidding. Maria Opeka is a obsessive DILF hunter, and only in love celebrity men close far to old for her. She also experiences scenarios that have overtake her sense of reality. Maria has brown curly hair, olive skin, short, and has brown eyes. She is related to Angela who has the loudest farts.
by rydawg2828 September 16, 2021

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021

A strong female that cares for everyone around her. She is sweet and polite which might hurt her sometimes. She is extremely introverted and loves cats. She stands out like a good painting and she always fight for what is right.
by Hellooo2006 November 20, 2021

Liliana maria engel is the prettiest, hottest and cutest girl on the world.
She has a superpower, she can make butterflies with only smiling.
Shes my super hero.
She has a superpower, she can make butterflies with only smiling.
Shes my super hero.
by spence20 May 13, 2022

A person who is disliked by everyone because of her Pick me personality and the only thing worse than her personality is her heritage as being a slave
Don't be a maria
by That one human September 7, 2023

She is extremely funny and friendly. She doesn’t need anyone’s approval to do whatever she wants to. She will always be there for you and doesn’t expect anything in return.
You might think you’ve found the kindest person in your life, bit if you’re not talking about a Maria Lilia then you’re wrong.
She is very intelligent but humble. Even though she’s a little lazy she manages to finish her tasks. If you ever cross by a Maria Lilia don’t let her go because you will never find a more free spirited and lovely woman.
You might think you’ve found the kindest person in your life, bit if you’re not talking about a Maria Lilia then you’re wrong.
She is very intelligent but humble. Even though she’s a little lazy she manages to finish her tasks. If you ever cross by a Maria Lilia don’t let her go because you will never find a more free spirited and lovely woman.
by Nicolez picklez November 22, 2021
