Matthew Clayton is a down to earth guy who usually think he’s better than anyone else. He loves to shop, using at Gucci and flannels just for a fucking cactus. He loves geese and ASMR. He’s genuinely a great person and you would beg to be around. But he does have a maid so watch out ladies, kelly is watching you. He also loves big pecks, preferably someone called Megan. He loves thicc legs and thinks he’s sister slim thicc.
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“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
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Teacher: Tom can you help me move this paper across the room
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Tom: No, I'm fine, tell someone else to do it
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