A man who is unmatchable in power, his magnitude is only topped by the words of Ella Beckham. As he searches for his lifelong love he cannot help but be attracted back to his sister. And his favorite artist is imagine dragons. Baseball is his only talent.
by BigMacDemolisher April 9, 2021
Get the Mark Eatonmug. Tom and Benny had to go for camp. As they were leaving the house...
Tom: Are you ready to go?
Benny: Obviously.. I have Safety Marked a thousand times just now!
Tom: Ok, lets go!
Tom: Are you ready to go?
Benny: Obviously.. I have Safety Marked a thousand times just now!
Tom: Ok, lets go!
by SafetyMark November 25, 2009
Get the Safety Markmug. Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022
Get the Mark Napmug. 1. verb; Ambush journalism.
2. verb; to use selective editing to make a news story out of a non-issue
Origin: Mark Riley (chief political editor for Channel 7 News, Australia) ambushed Tony Abbott, leader of the Australian Coalition party, over comments of "shit happens..." made to commanding officers about the death of one of their troopers during visit a to Afghanistan. Using selective editing Riley attempted to make out that Abbott was insensitive to the death of the soldier when he made the comment.
2. verb; to use selective editing to make a news story out of a non-issue
Origin: Mark Riley (chief political editor for Channel 7 News, Australia) ambushed Tony Abbott, leader of the Australian Coalition party, over comments of "shit happens..." made to commanding officers about the death of one of their troopers during visit a to Afghanistan. Using selective editing Riley attempted to make out that Abbott was insensitive to the death of the soldier when he made the comment.
by pi3142 February 27, 2011
Get the Mark Rileymug. Very cool man, he has over $20 in his wallet. He was a member of the Josh fight and though he didn't win, he killed about 5 different Joshes because he was just that powerful.
by Totally_Not_Joshua_Marks May 17, 2021
Get the Joshua Marksmug. fucking deadset legend loves a scooter backflip to nekminute pissed cunt has a black cock even though white #winning #best cunt
by niggawidadditude February 7, 2018
Get the Brodie marksmug. An internet troll bent on causing havoc and disharmony between friends on the social networking sight Facebook, especially between couples, in a desperate hope to stand a chance with the female. 2. A loser with an extremely dissatisfied girlfriend.
by Lo Oc September 15, 2013
Get the Robin Marksmug.