PHI MU

PHI MU FRAT.WE'RE THE BEST AND ALL THAT. WE'RE THE GIRLS WITH MOST FUN IN HOUSE. A PHI MU GIRL IS THE ONE THAT ALL THE GUYS WANT.
WE'RE THE PRETTIEST GIRL, WITH THE BEST MORALS AND ALL OF THE OTHER SORORITIES HATE ON.
****We're not fat, we r the prettiest girls on campus!****

BETTER THAN YOU SINCE 1852

IF YOUR DATING A PHI MU RAISE HANDS IF NOT RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!

by ΦΜ Baby November 15, 2010

alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega

basically the full greek alphabet

person 1: do you know greek?
person 2: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
person 1: you are good at greek!

by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022

phi mu alpha

A badass group of dudes who get mad pussy for being the best musicians in the business. Founded in 1898 by our father, Ossian Everett Mills at the New England Conservatory in Boston, MA. The most badass of all chapters is Gamma Rho at Northwestern State University in Natchitoches, LA. We average about 50 members and are in Province 14, the Louisiana's Mafia and Hellraisers Assoc. We have IM football and basketball teams and eat crawfish and drink beer. That about sums us up besides the whole being the best musicians anywhere.

John Petrucci of Dream Theatre-Phi Mu Alpha

Gene Simmons of Kiss-Phi Mu Alpha

Matt Darby-Phi Mu Alpha

by Matthew Darby June 11, 2006

Phi Mu Alpha

A once highly respected music fraternity that redefined professional standards. Now Phi Mu Alpha is a group of degenerates who go around disrespecting women. By using the word "splay" and making consistently vulgar references to vaginas, Phi Mu Alpha has again redefined itself as another classless, moral deprived fraternity.

"Hey it's splay week for Phi Mu Alpha , lets go to conference and fuck some dumb bitches!"

by Briansinfonian1 February 16, 2009

Phi Mu

A glob of uppity cunts who think they're better than everyone else for no reason. They try to tout that they're the best because they're one of the oldest sororities, founded in 1852, but it doesn't mean shit since they brewed out of the sister-fucking city of Georgia. They look down on anyone who isn't a scraggly, overly tan and dyed blonde hair with a loose cooter and wearing their letters 24/7. Usually the scraps left over by sororities with actual standards.

Often called "Phi Moo", "Phi Who?", "Phi Poo", or called out to with "Rattle rattle, here come the cattle!"

Sarah: Do you have any toilet paper? I see some Phi Mu to clean up over there.

Judith: You mean Phi Poo? Haha, ewwww.

by SomeKindaCreep December 14, 2017

Alpha Phi Mu

First Intercollegiate Fraternity of Moors

Alpha Phi Mu was established in the year 2020 A.D. while COVID-19 was changing the world in which we knew. It was founded with a concept that would incorporate many AfroCENTRIC and PanAfrican ideologies that support & sustain the Divine 9 and those that LOVE the most HIGH.

by T. BlackDynamite Williams March 7, 2021