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lesbian dick

Zack Kerr's penis.
Ashton, stop being such a fucking lesbian dick!
by CarlSagan420 May 2, 2016
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Lesbian-Baldy

"That lesbian is bald!"
"Yeah, she's such a Lesbian-Baldy."
by GirMissesHisCupcake August 23, 2009
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lesbian drama

Drama, but lesbian drama. Often way, WAY more intense, akward, complicated and vicious than normal girl drama;everyone in a local lesbian social network has probably talked to eachother atleast once.
dude: “wait. so your ex left you for becky, then becky cheated on her with casey, then becky kissed you to spite your ex and casey dated your ex to spite becky??”

chick: “dont even TRY to wrap your head around it:it’s lesbian drama. this situation is CHILD’S PLAY compared to when susie moved in last year and wrecked up our neat pairing system!”
by emubirb June 9, 2018
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lesbian seagal

A lesbian that looks like the "D" list actor Steven Seagal.
X: "Holy Shit! Is that Steven Seagal?"
Y: "No dumb ass, that's a bull dyke lesbian dressed like a biker- a lesbian seagal."
by Kraut Stain April 24, 2010
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Lesbian Emergency

Lesbian Emergency refers to a time when you need a lesbian and one just cant be found. Can also refer to running low on lesbian supplies. Occassionally mistaken for 'happy anniversary' which has caused many relationship problems.
'Hunn, we have a lesbian emergency."
'Lesbian emergency! Lesbian emergency!'
by Overheard at random November 7, 2012
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cocktail lesbian

An sober heterosexual female who becomes excessively affectionate with other women after having had a few too many. Must result in notable behavior to be official.
"Her behavior frightened the junior staff members during the happy hour because she became a cocktail lesbian."
by Kim Momster Persson July 24, 2006
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lesbian by default

Women who choose to live their lives with other women as companions because they cannot get along with men in any other way but sexually.
Mandy finds sex with men more satisfying than with women but lives as a lesbian by default because outside of the bedroom, she can't find anything she likes or has in common with males.
by wringer February 14, 2008
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