Cheese lord

Anyone who has an mass consumption of cheese, who loves cheese in a thousand different ways and can go on for hours about how much they love cheese, also someone who seizes life and is getting the most out of life weather it be smelling the flowers or taking the time to see the true beauty of just being alive. The best of the best and lord of the cheese meaning a person who knows the world and has it almost figured out.

Max is such a cheese lord he never lets life get him down, i wish i had his outlook. This picnic is such a letdown i wish there was a cheese lord who could have spared us this lousy pick of snacks. With the cheese lord at the helm were sure to win the fight.

by lauthwa June 20, 2010

Mr. Lord

The formal title of Peter Quill, aka Starlord.

Tony Stark: Alright just get over here. Please? Mr. Lord? Can you get your folks to circle up?

Peter Quill: Mr. Lord. Starlord is fine.

by IrishPotato754 January 2, 2019

Lord Patheticus

Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.

Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.

by Lord Raiden February 22, 2009

Lord Kramer

The true God of man, whom was brought to light by Jerry Seinfeld.

Man one: Dang these crackers taste good!
Man two: We may thank Lord Kramer for these wonderful crackers

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

Lord Felker

The all-knowing king of science education.

Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."

by Charlip February 8, 2007

Lortshong

A hairstyle that has half the hair cut up short on one side and very long on the other. Very original fresh look. Great consideration should go before undertaking lortshongification.

Give me a Lortshong please!

by Tapiocaaa March 28, 2009

Lord Elgin

Having sex in a hotel room chair.

"Man, I totally Lord Elgined her last night up in her room"

by Xoanon August 2, 2009