Jessica

where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!

Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)

justin: o my goshhh is that Jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!

by bazuki August 8, 2023

Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.

Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!

by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024

Jessica

the girl with the long black cock.

look at how big that bulge that Jessica has is.

by benis11 April 20, 2019

jessica pepper

Jessica’s will most likely deny the good features about them and put more pressure above them.

Jessica Pepper doesn’t understand that she’s wrong about herself.

by Jessica Pepper May 18, 2018

jessica parsons

jessica parsons is the best person ever

i love jessica parsons

by notjessica January 4, 2022

Jessica parker

A sexy girl who has no friends

She's so Jessica Parker

by Litfamokay September 20, 2016

Jessica

The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.

Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.

Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.

by Fuseguy August 7, 2022