January 28th

National kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend how much times u want without asking.

Come here baby is January 28th

by White Man 2006! January 27, 2022

January 3

The day the most beautiful girl was born named Sarah Alazawee

January 3 calendar

by xxx12234k November 26, 2021

January 27

You have to do what your girlfriend says

Girl- you have to do what I say
Boy- what, why

Girl- cause it’s January 27
Boy- ohhhh

by Red stockman January 26, 2022

January 22

He’s a fine piece of meat carrying a fine piece of meat… if you know what I mean. Can’t afford to lose a guy like him.

GF- “ He’s so attractive… plus he’s packing!”
Her friend- “Was he born on January 22?”

by .LP. October 19, 2021

January and May

A marriage between an older person and one considerably younger. Also said of a relationship: a January-May romance.

Theirs is another case of January and May.

by Eric in BKK June 1, 2020

January 20

National good day day. In Ice Cube's "It Was a Good Day" Ice Cube talks about the good day he had.
Reading the lyrics, the only day where Yo MTV Raps was on air, it was a clear and smogless day, beepers were commercially sold, Lakers beat the SuperSonics, and Ice Cube had no events to attend was January 20, 1991.

"hey man, im not really in the mood righ now... my mom just died in a car cra-"
"its january 20"
"YO LETS GOO"

by helyum November 4, 2021

January 10

January 10 is national "buy a hatsune miku figure to your lgbt friend" day

"Look! I got you a Hatsune Miku figure because it's January 10!"

"What the fuck are you doing in my house Johnny it's 2am"

by im high while writing these January 9, 2022