A Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.

Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.

A Jonathan by Pianopunk August 21, 2017

fuckboy jonathan 

An asshole who has lots of girls in his phone and hides it from his girlfriend and always says "Shes the one". He always has a backup on girls because he plays them all.

Who gives a shit about fuckboy jonathan

fuckboy jonathan by th3 truth 6969696969696969 June 19, 2017

Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light

I had a sad Jonathan tonight, I don’t want to talk about it

Sad Jonathan by Bdr85 July 2, 2020

Chloe jonathan 

Not gay but everyone thinks she is because she likes frogs🐸

David: wow Chloe Jonathan is a gay frog lover !

Chloe jonathan by Frogig April 10, 2021

Ya boy Jonathan 

A dude that can do both . He can be weird but serious even be emotional and still have a resting bitch face . He is also the most extra person but also the most low key. But some how with all that he's athletic and some what smart buts acts stupid 24/7

Damn you're a mysterious mofo it's " ya boy Jonathan".

Ya boy Jonathan by Jus._.acloud October 16, 2017

Ya boy Jonathan 

A dude that can do both . He can be weird but serious even be emotional and still have a resting bitch face . He is also the most extra person but also the most low key. But some how with all that he's athletic and some what smart buts acts stupid 24/7

Damn you're a mysterious mofo it's " ya boy Jonathan".

Ya boy Jonathan by Jus._.acloud October 16, 2017

nick and jonathan 

Big gay

Nick and Jonathan were huge couple goals
They were also big gay

nick and jonathan by Biggest fattest gayest August 30, 2018