Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.

The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.

by K0z254 August 25, 2022

alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation

If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

hanging indent

when you start off professional, but then disappoint everyone on the next line of text

I could hardly look at Andy's slide, the hanging indents were obscene.

by TheOriginalNate January 24, 2023

Narrow Intention

(Noun) When you misjudge a gap you are trying to squeeze through and awkwardly get stuck.

Sara experienced major narrow intention today. She tried to walk behind the couch, but got stuck.

by i is for impending doom April 8, 2023

fully invested

luke hemmings and ashton irwin... don't ask.

"we're fully invested - invest in us.. invest in you... stay fully invested"

by its nice to feel something :) May 3, 2023

Pussy incentive

n. The drive to pivot one’s behaviour or actions away from their own morals and responsibilities just to get women

Bro, what do you mean he’s not rizzing her? Everyone has a pussy incentive!

by Cocksurgeon9000 March 29, 2024

With intent

with the goal of carrying out a specific offense.

He denied committing arson with intent to harm life.

by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024