*John Kanye-ing* Bob: "John, you were a great, famous coworker everyone loved, but now you're a crazy person who threw it all away." John: "ALL MY FRIENDS ARE NAZIS, SLAVERY WAS A CHOICE"
by TCDO May 9, 2025

by Cricket baller February 10, 2020

To play all possible sides, without ever allying with anyone. A flawed strategy, built on the even more flawed idea that being indecisive and entirely friendless somehow puts you at an advantage. Functionally synonymous to being untrustworthy, being a "snake," or being universally disliked/excluded.
Man: I don't really want to take sides, they're both my friends
Woman: Dude, one of them is clearly wrong. Quit MoShankar-ing around.
Woman: Dude, one of them is clearly wrong. Quit MoShankar-ing around.
by Apollo strangeburdens September 19, 2025

Cephus, why on earth are your forearms like a fiddler crab’s? You definitely must have been Todd-ing
by TruthInBourbon March 17, 2022

To feign knowledge of a subject and find a reason to check your phone to google said subject to identify buzz phrases of subect in order to seem well read on said subject.
Yeah I mean he wrote good stories, but his Jake-ing on literally every subject was just too fucking much.
by JimThinkExist September 23, 2021

by Bilbo_Swaggins697 October 22, 2015
