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Bland Face

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A new emoticon that actually expresses your face during an average conversation online. Pretty sure you don't actually "lol." Or "xD."
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Bland face, can replace any expression, because your face is normally expressionless during online chatting.
by tntahsin August 14, 2011
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face seizure

When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"
Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF
by Fabio Nig March 6, 2013
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Ring Face

A look of pure drunken horror involving unnatural facial contortions and a gaping, twisted mouth.
"We killed that bottle of Stroika, and then you couldn't lose the Ring Face all night!"
by TheKidDynamite October 28, 2009
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Lovely Faces

A person's face that is appealing to look at.
Wow.. Olivia over there really has a lovely face.

Jordan and Ali are two girls that do not have lovely faces!
by noonebythenameofolivia March 1, 2011
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Face Fucker

A man who pumps away at a woman's mouth during a blowjob as if he were fucking a hole in the wall, usually with his hands on either side of her head.
I needed to deep throat an entire box of Popsicle's after that Face Fucker treated my mouth like it was a pumpkin with a lubed-up hole cut into it.
by MomWhoreReet June 18, 2019
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face burning

An embarrassing situation. References blushing from humiliation.
He didn't want to confront her in person and take that face burning. So he just left a message on her voice mail.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
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Unicorn face

Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.

Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?

Ben: Something edible obviously

Lawn: Wawa?

Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
by Bennehftw December 4, 2022
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