Two Weeks
(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)
Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022
Get the Two Weeksmug. National Send Nudes Week is from the 20th of April to the 27th, send your partners or close friend nudes everyday for a week!
Friend 1: Hey! It’s National Send Nudes Week, we’ve got to send nudes to each other every day for one week So send some nudes.
Friend 2: Really? Send nudes.
Friend 2: Really? Send nudes.
by Swoooozy April 19, 2019
Get the National Send Nudes Weekmug. When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.
Instead of shark week...
Instead of shark week...
by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017
Get the Whale weekmug. This guy is the best musician in the world. Using this ability he draws them in with his looks and serenades them with his angel-like style of playing music.
Girl: Who is that guy with the amazing body and the lovely music skills?
Other girl: Oh, that's Alston Weeks. He's a babe, huh?
Girl: Yeaahhhhh<3
Other girl: Oh, that's Alston Weeks. He's a babe, huh?
Girl: Yeaahhhhh<3
by AussieJ August 25, 2011
Get the Alston Weeksmug. September 24-31 is national grab ass week
Yo shiniqua its national grab ass week
by Gary Winthrop v2 September 18, 2019
Get the Grab ass weekmug. A phrase made popular by Kanye West when he was standing on a table at a meeting defending Elon Musk where West was quoted saying “If Elon has a bad week, we have a bad life”. This phrase is used to show the importance of how if we knock down one person who is taking care of other people it can sometimes affect the people that person takes care of in very harmful ways, and that maybe we should consider leaving certain people alone in certain situations for the sake of the the greater good or for the sake of who that person takes care of.
Kids: Mom & Dad look worn out and stressed this week. If they have a bad week, we have a bad life. So we need to give Mom & Dad a break this week.
by Brandon Pickett December 19, 2023
Get the If they have a bad week, we have a bad lifemug. 