App Humans

App humans is basically Apps, but humanized- Originated by CountryHumans and StateHumans, but it has become its own thing now.

Person 1: Have You heard about App Humans?
person 2: nope, never have, what's that?
person 1: yeah, it's not that great anyways, COUNTRIES ARE BETTER...

by IloveMoky June 13, 2021

Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.

Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve May 15, 2011

Human flamethrower

You fill a man's asshole with a tank of propane until the stomach expands. You then prepare a lighter at the asshole and push on the man's stomach causing a massive explosive stream of shit and fire.

Timmy thought it was a good idea to melt the ice on a lake with a human flamethrower.

by LuciferKing666 May 21, 2022

Human Torpedo

When a person goes flying out of a car that has just been hit by and other moving car

Did you see that human torpedo land in the ditch earlier

by Daddyassfucker6942069 January 11, 2022

human hunting

the more manly version of man hunt commonly played with a shot gun

hey man lets go human hunting

only if i hunt first

by Brett roberts 13 April 25, 2009

Human Wrongs

Human Wrongs are imoral ideas or actions for certain standards of human behaviour that effect international law.

My human wrongs permit me steal shit and break stuff.

by Quinnfinity August 05, 2022

Human whistle

A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/nazis.

“This video is a human whistle”
“Human whistle, but I agree”

by Cow_Riddler July 10, 2023