Heavy Metal

The best damn thing you’ll ever hear

You know you are listening to heavy metal when it’s got a 3 minute intro then lyrics about death or war or it’s just so distorted you can’t hear the lyrics I recommend if you plan to get into metal you should start with less heavy bands like cannibal corpse or sodom if you can’t listen to a cannibal corpse song all the way through you are a pussy

by Scuba Shlog April 23, 2021

Ova Heavy

Ova heavy is when something is past the level of being heavy so it's ova heavy sorta ting.
You can use ova for neting so lyk some1 could b ova stupid.

OMG Your yard is ova heavy u no!!!!

by Tracy August 17, 2004

Heavy Drinking

The official invitation for a long night of good friends, great banter, and a serious amount of beer, all served with a side of hilarious and questionable stories.

Tonight, I propose we go, heavy drinking!

by CookieInTheDisco August 19, 2025

Heavy Bob

The enriched isotope of a regular Bob. A Heavy Bob is unstable and capable of setting off a chain reaction of chaos in any server. Once introduced, the meltdown is inevitable.

You can’t contain a Heavy Bob, you can only hope the fallout is survivable.

by Chris Anticheat August 20, 2025

Security Heavy

Obese/Big enough to "protect the whole place."

- From Cardi B's trial

Cardi B: "She's security heavy.."

Lawyer: "What does that mean?"

Cardi B: "Big enough to protect the place!"

by Dionaed September 2, 2025

Security Heavy

Adjective: To be so heavy as to appear capable of defending and/or protecting a building or establishment. First used by Cardi B To describe the Plaintiff in her 2025 court case, Emani Ellis V. Becalis Almanzar.

But she is like...uh... Security Heavy. Like...she just looks a little, like, "she could protect a building" type big...

by the9thplanet September 2, 2025

Ts heavy

When you and or your buddy sees a booty with nice shape on it you say "ts heavy"

"Yo bro ts heavy"

by Supernga223445 September 3, 2025