simple-hairing

The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.

- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!

by sashagerm October 23, 2023

Calvin's Hair

A phenomenon that occurs under Calvin's hat. Its existence is unknown and is rumoured to quite literally be nothing.

What's under Calvin's hat?
Calvin's Hair.

by funnynumber6969696969 May 3, 2023

Nigga Hair

Nigga hair is very black hair, butt you can not call it black hair, bc its too black too be black hair.

Johny: "Ayoo look at that guy he has Nigga Hair!"
Ahmet: "Yeah i see"

by Dælle123 August 17, 2023

playa hair

What happens to your hair after being at Burning Man for a couple of days.

After a few days at Burning Man everyone is proudly sporting their Playa Hair!

by @BigMac August 17, 2023

Cum Hair

its when a person has white hair you can call it cum hair.

Man: Gispry has cum hair
Chad: So true

by GREENYNERD November 12, 2021

Highway Hair

The look of your hair when it's blowing in the wind.

I love when the wind blows my hair when I drive my convertible, it gives me that Highway Hair look.

by wordiversal July 27, 2021

Butt hair

Hair that goes up your butt

Hey u got butt hair and it smells nice

by Ur dad who got no milk April 30, 2022