Canada's History

when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
-H

i did a canada's history on the whore in amsterdam

by hmaster-btown February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sick depraved sex act preformed by a minimum of thirteen people in the somewhere along Canadian/America border involving maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanley cup.

"Man, me and my twelve other hermaphrodites are heading up to Lake Superior to preform a waterborne Canada's History. After that I'm going to water-board them, a lot."

by Dajohnster February 11, 2010

Canada's History

Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.

I just upgraded from The Beaver to Canada's History. Far better sluts

by deucedigger February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual maneuver involving a frigid woman and a man hung like a moose. The man stands over the woman and uses his moose-like phallus to ejaculate on her face and chest. After completion, he states "Tasty poutine, eh?" If the prudish woman responds in the negative, he burns her white house down a la the War of 1812. If she responds in the positive, he pays her a loonie and a toonie and whatever Canadian Tire money he has on him.

Sarah was left with a mess on her hands and face when Wayne burned her house down following a nasty Canada's History gone right.

by Steagle the Cobeagle February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.

I tried Canada's history last night, but got stuck on the maple syrup.

by Beaver16 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.

I went up north this past weekend and got me a little bit of Canada's History a couple of times.

by sagedismal February 4, 2010

Canada's History

a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.

I'm in the mood for some Canada's History! You bring the leaves, I'll supply the pancakes!!

by quickcook February 4, 2010