A fun game designed in the Garden State. To play read on.
Materials:
Lemon, Safety Scissors, Wood Plank
First, take the safety scissors and
bang them upon the wooden plank until they
break and are potentially lethal. Then, grab the next Australian person you see and
slash his achilles tendon. Retrieve bowie knife from his person. With the bowie knive, tear out lemon
meat leaving only the peel. Finally chase people around with it
(making its lips move, and shout, "Gimme a kiss!) at random. Enjoy immensely.