Goon Baboon

A person who goons multiple times everyday

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"

by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025

Goon Splash

Goon splash is the slang term of the male ejaculate/semen. Usually an exaggeration of a normal/human-like amount.

“i goon splashed all over her face, man. It was like the floors of Alaskan countryside!”

by JBGoonBox September 16, 2025

Flicker Gooning

To effectively Goon, whilst implementing a flickering motion with the index and ring finger alternatively to hyperstimulate the tingly Spot on a Penis, most often performed in Goon parties and amidst Goonswaps, Flickergooning is one of the most difficult to learn, and near-impossible to master techniques in the goonscape.

Dawg that Gwazaime class so boring i keep flicker gooning behind the teacher's backkk

by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024

Goon Scoop

The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.

Yo, nigga i goon scooped my girl last night.
Did it taste like chocolate, I gotta try it!!

by Voizdev August 26, 2021

gooning

A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself

Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night

by anonymous January 31, 2025

Price goon

A girl with a lopsided lobster booty.A boy with a bald headed that you want to smack.

what a price goon.

by Goon4Life🥶 August 5, 2019

Gooning

Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.

Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.

He is gooning over anime girls.

She is gooning over Caleb from love and deepspace

by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025