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David is goat at basketball

by WhiteBoy0963 June 18, 2018
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goatfuck

Massive scrum of reporters, radio people, photographers on ladders, television cameras etc at a press conference. The goatfuck frequently takes on a life of its own as all participants heave around to get closer to the the object of their journalistic desire. This can lead to unseemly behaviour. (source R Liddle; Guardian)
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by Medium Tone December 3, 2003
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fuck the goat

It's a term when somebody does something stupid -- like fucking a goat -- and they are never known for anything else but the "goat fucking" incident. Even if the person solved world peace, they would always be known as a goat fucker. It's similar to the term "jump the shark," where a tv show takes that leap into obscurity. Does everybody "fuck the goat" and ruin their reputation? No, so it's all up to the individual to make the right choice.
That guy that shot himself after being arrested for molesting a 10-year-old girl was a great firefighter and well-respected in the community. But his reputation will be tarnished and he will be known as a child molester by many. That's what happens after you "fuck the goat."
by Czarlolik May 5, 2005
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Goat Herder

A extremely drunk male who has forgotten and/or given up on having any sort of self respect and standards that will try to get his fuk on with any and all female within 2 meters of him. Not discriminating on looks, size or how much of a dirty goat slut the female is.
G is such a Goat Herder. It fantastic
by kumkee June 21, 2004
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goat fornicator

A term opposite, but equal to calling someone a teabagger, but referencing a liberal hippie pinko commie.
The term "goat fornicator" (when used in reference to the hippie pinko commie left) is political speech. Its use has been allowed on LJWorld.com for quite some time.
by Reticent January 20, 2011
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Shaved the Goat

(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he shaved the goat.
by Robyso May 17, 2006
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