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Laptop Gangster 

1)Typically one with so minuscule a penis, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. This can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. Forums, online games, youtube etc.)

Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".
NetSurfer1:"Oh wow, badassNaruto just called me a "noob" in this thread."

NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."
Laptop Gangster by Benemalio October 8, 2008
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Gangsterate 

V. The act of giving legit beat-down to an idiot or moron.
Idiot: (being annoying or singing)
Certified G: Shut up, fool!! Or else I'll have to gangsterate you...
Idiot: Noooo! Anything but that!
Gangsterate by Certified G March 13, 2009

emotional gangster 

is when you thug out every emotional situation . if somebody ask you about your problems , you don’t tell them because it’s going to get fixed either way , good or bad . you only let at least 1 person know what’s going on in the inside , but not the whole world . you remain thurl , and solid no matter what happens .
i’m a emotional gangster , i cry about it but ima thug it out soon .

Plastic gangster 

Some little mug that thinks he's proper hard.

Regularly gives it the big'un but when it comes down to it he's all mouth and no bollocks.
Man 1: "is that geezer a bit of of a hard nut then?"

Man 2: "nah mate, he's nuffin but a plastic gangster"
Plastic gangster by NufNufNicky February 5, 2014

Ro-Gangster 

Ro-Gangsters are a rare species found in the game platform Roblox. During the past couple years this species has grown with insane speed. During 2020 Ro-Gangsters have managed to spread in all of Roblox and are found in every game. It has been common for moments like this to happen every 2 years but the problem with Ro-Gangsters is that they have a very high rate of attacking. The only recorded sound of a Ro-Gangster was "Mic up". The easiest way of identify a Ro-Gangster is by looking for someone that only wears dark clothes, has the stitch face equipped and approaches you to attack for no reason. The home of Ro-Gangsters is the toxic place known as Da Hood. If you're planning to visit Da Hood you should always come prepared for everything. The moment you hear loud music with swear words there's no way to run away and you have to fight the Ro-Gangster.
"Mic up" - 24kblockxss (Ro-Gangster)
Ro-Gangster by Incra February 23, 2021

Ninja Gangstah 

One who posesses Ninja characteristics, jedi powers and the skills of a true gangstah. In hopes of world domination, they recruit a clan, make a no-fail plan and subliminaly mind-freak you. It's not a trend... it's a life style.
"Who says herpetologists can't be ninja gangstah?"
-Devon Massyn

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gangsturd 

a person who thinks their gangster but fail because they come off looking like a dick.
"hey he thinks hes gangster but he's really GANGSTURD!!"
gangsturd by SLAMMED_J May 23, 2005