Table Goblin

A mysterious bipedal creature known to inhabit BBQ restaurants in northern Florida. The creature is approximately 5'6" weighing around 115 pounds. It's table cleaning skills are surpassed by no known human being and it has an uncanny ability to clean debris beneath tables without the use of a broom. Another observed ability of the table goblin is its ability to squeeze into closets and unjam doors. The table goblin has been observed at several parties in the 850, often sippin' on red label Smirnoff or carrying around a bottle of José Cuervo. If you encounter this creature, take special care to keep your woman close by. The table goblin posses irresistible charm and just might take your girl back to his lair to lend her some goblin sauce.

Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL

Holy shit! I've never had a table cleaned off so fast in my life!

or

Did you see that?! That table goblin just squeezed through a 4 inch gap to get into the closet!

or

That damn table goblin just rode off with my girl!

by Lil' Coconut October 8, 2008

Drowning Cuba Gooding Jr.

Taking an EXTREMELY long piss.

Zabooty: "Hey I really like Cuba Gooding Jr."

Jesean: "Hey speaking of Cuba Gooding Jr., all this soda is going right through me. I'm gonna go drown him quick, be right back."

Later...

Debrickisha: "Hey Zabooty, where's Jesean?"

Zabooty: "He be drowning cuba gooding jr."

by NippleMan94 July 9, 2010

cock goblin

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown

I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!

by T November 30, 2004

goodinist

goodinist(perfectionist)is someone who belives that there contributes to a work/hobbies is good

an average person maybe a goodinist at a sport, meaning they are not the best at it but are good

by josh jones-payne March 15, 2008

Googlincoln

One who Googlinks.Second Difinition: Nickname for a young man who likes to google and resmebles former president Abraham Lincoln.

"Search your lookalikes while you're at it, Googlincoln."

by Danny Markenson January 11, 2008

googlincidence

The coincidence of googling about someone at the same time they are googling about you, with neither of you knowing about the others actions. NOTE: This actually happened to me the other day

It was googlincidence that caused us to contact each other after not talking for 20 years.

by Matt Manring February 27, 2009

goblin grappler

when a male grabs a womans tit, boob, breast, bazoonga (singular) and or tata (singular for tatas) and squeeezes the shit out of it.

boy 1 - "she slapped me bro!"
boy 2 - "whatd you do homie?"
boy 1 & 2 - "GOBLIN GRAPPLER!'

by jreagan43 July 21, 2011