Sucker Fish

A person devoid of any real talent or skill, who denigrates others in order to gain social status or improve their social position.

Person 1: This guy keeps harassing me
Person 2: Don't mind him, he's just a sucker fish

by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020

Nuked a fish

The "oh so easy" it's almost subconscious act of consistently taking the piss out of something or someone.

Logical extension of "Shooting fish in a barrel".

Full title "Nuking fish in a paper barrel filled with Alien© blood acid".

Originators: P Finney & T Shearer

The act constant piss taking to a level where it is subconsious. For example, "I just nuked a fish" after the "Fish" doesn't even know it's happening.

by chunto March 4, 2011

fish piece

What one would call a female. Usually, a man referring to pussy.

Yo noog, let's go to McDonald's and get a fish piece.

by Th3Pr0diGy July 15, 2009

Fish Mayonnaise

When a nasty girl with a fishy vag has irregular discharge.

"You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"

"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"

by Bitches ain't shit July 8, 2015

bank fish

An undesirable fish that you leave on the bank to die.

Al: "Looks like I caught another mudcat"
Willy: "Are you gonna keep it?"
Al: "No, it's just a bank fish, they taste like shit."

by Wacky Willy June 10, 2016

Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.

Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.

by Mousey 66 March 27, 2012

Thot Fish

Someone who is not a thot but pretends to be one to fit a certain idea of which someone wants them to be. This can be done online and/or in public places. These people are usually far from being a thot but just want their own way of fitting in. Close to what a catfish is, these people use separate identities, pictures, or extreme makeup and trendy clothing to enhance it.

"That girl is such a thot fish, you should see her normally."

by Kit-and-Cam January 26, 2019