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Fake a shit

Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.
The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.

I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
by Vaginatron June 27, 2016
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Fake Beef

A purposely faked fight or argument created for comedic purposes
I hope trump sticks to only fake beef with north korea because I really don't wanna go boom.
by DLoCo September 14, 2018
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Fake well

It’s when a stupid ass person buys a fake well it looks like a well but have no fucking water in it
“Yo did u hear Rachel punches that fake well”

“Why did she do that”

“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”
by Bdsmbaby March 11, 2019
mugGet the Fake wellmug.

fake-fruit

metrosexual; straight man with desirable gay or homosexual qualities.
She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"
by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008
mugGet the fake-fruitmug.

fake net

A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.
Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017
mugGet the fake netmug.

Fake Chill

used to describe someone (many times a tumblr hoe) thay puts on a front that they are chill but is actually passive aggressive af; someone who is politically very liberal but socially very conservative; someone who has raging hatred towards conservatives and anything in the box yet is extremely into their insta aesthetic and what they wear (which usually looks like it came straight off of brandy melville)
Ella is so fucking fake chill. She freaked out on me for wearing Forever 21 because they underpay their workers, yet I saw her wearing a fur coat today.
by ginganinja11 June 8, 2017
mugGet the Fake Chillmug.

fake eurofan

Someone who doesn't give their top 2 points to jamala and go_a
You didn't give your top 2 points to jamala and go_a??

You are a fake eurofan
by Ukrainestan November 8, 2021
mugGet the fake eurofanmug.

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