Persian Shower

When you don't have time to take a shower so you spray cologne all over your body and clothes to give yourself a freshly showered smell.

I'm running super late to work so I'm just going to take a quick Persian shower!

by KaceyBama October 7, 2016

Shower fart

When you fart in a stand up shower, the smell immediatly reaches your face and nose, when you fart an then cant breath in the shower.

Yo, man you dont look so good did you just Shower fart in there.

Blehhhh i cant breath i just shower farted

by [e-mail] March 23, 2005

Golden Shower

peeing on someone

R. Kelly gavce a golden shower to a 12 year old girl

by dipshit April 28, 2003

shower babies

When a man masturbates in the shower,

This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.

by cyber thug December 22, 2008

meteor shower

when one takes a massive shit from great heights. generally while positioning one's self atop of a public bathroom stall, placing the feet and hands at all four corners.

i was totally jonesing for a thrill so i decided to pull a meteor shower at the bus station just to pass the time.

by Klingon7 October 12, 2007

Polish Shower

When you are sweaty and stinky already and you use a stick deodorant to attempt to cover the smell. Since you smell already, the smells just blend . This is usually done before work(skipping a shower) or on the way to the bar.

"Hold on, I'll be right there. I gotta take a Polish Shower"

by LazerNips November 13, 2009

Hipster Shower

Taking a shower only once every two weeks, or never.

Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?

Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.

by Innocent Bystander Guy October 23, 2010