Floor Bum

(1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.

"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"

by Florbot October 8, 2016

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Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.

Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?

by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016

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N Floor

Don't enter unless you want to end up drunk and pacing all the over the place listening Slavic hard bass!

Let's go get messed up on N floor with Bezzy Boo Boo

by ToasterHater January 16, 2018

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The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....

"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"

by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018

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