Cherry Fail

To quickly lose control of a situation, usually ending up with yourself looking like a fruit or stupid.

Guy 1: Haha, did you see that racing driver spin his car off?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was a total cherry fail!

by AwesomeA April 17, 2010

effort fail

the act of putting in a lot of effort, yet resulting in a fail.

*ugly chick attempting to put on make-up to look hot*
Guy: woah dude, what an effort fail.

by largh June 02, 2009

stalker fail

When a friend, or acquaintance is un-aware of a very obvious fact regarding yourself.

Wow! I can't believe you didn't know i had a car, what a stalker fail.

by awesomenesstasity May 30, 2010

fail token

A fail token is any object tossed towards another person when they have decidedly failed at some task.

Reab: I just threw my cat in a blender
Linkzell: <toss>
Reab receives "fail token".

by Reab April 15, 2010

Fail Kid

A kid who thinks he is funny by saying things but really isn't. This type of person generally fails at life, has no friends and sits at their computer all day long. These people are different from trolls in the sense that they fail at trolling too and have no actual value to contribute to society or life.

A fail kid is someone who stalks you on facebook, posts random fail comments and thinks hes cool and good at everything they do.

by Mr.Thorn January 04, 2011

Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.

"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."

by Jess S-J May 27, 2008

Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.

Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.

by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009