Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th

"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"

by October 17, 2020

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ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 11, 2019

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Still checkin on ur ex

Checkin on your ex is not cool he or she dont love u nomo

Girl u "still checkin on ur ex "dont do that he or she didnt love u then or now

by Britany hall September 05, 2021

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ee ex oh

The phonetically pronunciation of the South Korean boy band EXO. A filler line for the sad little bubble tea obsessed maknae, Sehun.

Sehun: It's always "ee ex oh"! I want more lines!
SM: boi if you don't shutcho trap

by grindnhustle October 21, 2017

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Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.

"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "

by Harry Hen April 21, 2021

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