Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.
You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.
by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021
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Eli is the nicest most friendliest person you could ever know. He’s charming sweet cute all of the above on a perfect guy. Everyone has a crush on Eli R. People who like him are: A, L, and even I!! He is a genius but a lazy one. He’s wholesome and Christinan he is amazing. Eli R tends to have bllondish brown hair and has a love for dogs and football. Eli R enjoys long calls with close friends and apparently karaoke XD!! Eli R is everything and more! He is an overall heartthrob and amazing person!
Do you know who Eli R is!
Of course!! Who doesn’t know him??!”
by SomebodyINlove April 7, 2023
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The best power couple out there. They will pretend to be just friends at first but everyone can see that they’re in love!
Yo did you see that couple?!
Yea that’s Esther and Eli I wish I had a relationship like theirs
by Thick_thigh_0012456 October 9, 2023
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A yaya phag that is also a piss kinker <3
P1: I never knew you were an Eli Bruntz 😱😱
P2:.. kys
by Yaya phag February 28, 2022
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The boy who denies he's gay but secretly is. Uses girls as a cover up.
Eli oaktree said he wasn't gay but he was caught last night looking at nude men on the internet. Eli oaktree was seen in the peeking into the guys locker room shower.

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