Eli Kopter

The sneaky Mossad agent!!

Did you hear? Eli Kopter was behind the helicopter crash!

by ProudZionist May 28, 2024

Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011

Ely

long chin hoe

look it’s ely santiago

by i don’t miss you hoe October 9, 2025

Eli

Eli is an amzing friend that has blonde hair blue eyes he likes to game and play sports and listen to music

Hes such an Eli

by Definitely not Eli May 6, 2021

Eli

Some wannabe lightskin with curls. Usually attracts weird people. Plays waterpolo and is extremely ugly.

Eli should totally date Cat Parker.

by EliGod69 December 24, 2021

elie

Elie is a man that has a huge, throbbing, massive horse cock and he’s really hot too

Omg! he has an elie-sized cock! He’s so hot!

by definitely not named élie November 21, 2021

Eli

Eli is the perfect match for Maria. No one else. Eli is only happy when Maria is around! Eli is so cute and amazing when he’s with Maria.

Wow eli is so amazing, when he’s with Maria! 😍
Eli and Maria are so cute!

by mar1uhh November 23, 2021