Eddie

Eddie is the nicest and the bestest friend ever! I can trust him with anything, I can literally like tell him anything and he’ll give me the best advice ever.

Emily

Eddie okie

by And a oop I’m a frigin turtle October 20, 2019

Eddie

Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.

Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?

Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.

by andrea63278879603 November 23, 2021

Eddie junior

Unwanted growth with mind of its own

Eddie tried to remove Eddie junior but was unsuccessfull because June just grew back

by Fuckminot November 21, 2023

Eddie

The Nicest person you will ever meet. People named Eddie always have a big dick. Eddie's are fantastic at sex. Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humor. He likes to please he girl in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Any girl named Hannah would be a bitch not to date him.

is he ugly? Is he athletic? is he funny?
its eddie

by Eddie has a big one October 29, 2020

eddie cahill

N: the licking of a Rhinoceros's ass, followed by gargelling of it's semenal juices.

After the eddie cahill, my mouth got really sore

by Steve "Fucking" Irwin September 20, 2008

Eddy Chen

-Loves bubble tea and practising the violin
-is TERRIFIED of coakroaches
-Likes to flex his perfect pitch
-Occasionally dresses up as a tiger mum

A: I wish I had perfect pitch, I would pass my theory exams so easily!
B: Well, first you're no Eddy Chen, and then, that's just an excuse for not PRACTICING.

by Maccalenna December 30, 2023

eddies

eddies are the shorter meaning for edibles

my freinds got some eddies that shyt was lined they almost died.

by smdbytch. June 14, 2022