drunk card

being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.

Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?

Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in

Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card

by moe1888 October 20, 2010

Pritchard drunk

Insane, embarrassing level of drunkenness. You will lose everything. Forget everything. Fight anyone.

You ain't been drunk until you've been Pritchard drunk.

by Edcnko June 20, 2018

drunk ultimatum

(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.

We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs

by Green Balls November 22, 2010

Drunk and nasty

Drunk and nasty means “wanna come over and get drunk and freaky”

boy: wanna get drunk and nasty
girl: yea
(start making out)

by deez nutz fell October 27, 2021

Drunk and click

The act of playing a point and click game while shitfaced. Originated with a group of streamers on Twitch when one of them decided to have a bit too much to drink and stream some point and click games.

"I wanna play some games"
"You're wasted, go to bed"
"Nahh, time for some drunk and click!"

by Netopirka November 3, 2013

drunk sweats

The feverish sensation that causes you to perspire after you've drank too much and start to feel nauseous.

How's Fred doing? He drank a lot of tequila tonight.

Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.

by nyaaron September 12, 2010

penguins drunk

Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol prior to a pittsburgh penguins hockey game. On walk to the rink, checking is bound to occur. Inebriation may results in fighting at end of game and lack of memory in morning. Another result may be strained relationship with spouse and/or girlfriend.

I had to slept outside because I was penguins drunk.

by Billy Bob Heinz December 1, 2007