jenner identity disorder

Preferred to the hyphenated jenner-identity disorder for completed cases of male-to-female transition; the extraneous piece of punctuation should be correspondingly "cut" .

Bruce had jenner-identity disorder; Caitlyn has jenner identity disorder.

by Wizard-of-Odds March 2, 2016

Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.

Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"

by mellamoluke July 23, 2016

Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016

Sunshine Face Disorder

The opposite of Resting Bitch Face.

Sufferers are often asked for directions or if they work at an establishment.

"You always look so happy."

"I'm not. I just suffer from Sunshine Face Disorder.."

by KandiGram October 9, 2016

Hispanic Personality Disorder

Hispanic personality disorder is a mental health problem in which the individual affected may start preparing tacos and fajitas in a lasting trance that can extend for up to 24 hours. In more severe cases of the disorder, trances can last up to 3 days. In the severe cases, enchiladas may be prepared, this is when the disorder is at its worst.

"Where did all these tacos come from?"
"Oh God I'm sorry, it's Julia, she has Hispanic personality disorder"

by Consuela De Maria December 3, 2016

Drumpf and Disorderly

(Noun) A nickname for the charges one receives when behaving in similar fashion to the 45th President.

Man, Howard got a Drumpf and Disorderly for groping Lisa last week.

by PJ the Coug January 24, 2017

SDD (Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder)

SDD or Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder is a mental illness which causes spontaneous and uncontrollable dabbing.

It affects some victims more than others from some dabbing every 10 - 20 minutes, to some dabbing almost every 2 minutes or even less.

I suffer from SDD (Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder)

by MagSwagg September 20, 2017