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fucking dip

someone who is stupid, fucking idot
james was being such a fucking dip in front of the girl because he doesn't know what the hells he doing and needs to ask his best friend, lexie for advice.
by crusty salamander November 29, 2016
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Dip and Sniff

The experiment a man uses before sex, in which he sticks his fingers inside the female's vagina, and proceeds to sniff it, to confirm that she does not have a smelly or diseased vagina.
Guy: "Dude you shouldn't have gone in raw..."

Guy 2: "Don't worry, it was safe, I did the Dip and Sniff test."
by BornInTheBayou February 14, 2019
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Dip Bomb

When a person chews tobacco in the form of snuff and spits into a container. The container of spit becomes a Dip Bomb when the person leaves and forgets the container. The Dip Bomb is then found several days later by an unsuspecting victim when it is spills, or when a parched victim unknowingly takes a swig while assuming that the fluid is the liquid labelled on the container. The swig usually causes the victim to drop the Dip Bomb causing it to erupt the contents everywhere. When a Dip Bomb is detonated, the person is usually not around to clean up the mess, forcing the victim to endure the aftershock of cleaning up the mess.
Victim: Where is Jo?!

Friend of Victim: I don't know. What's wrong?

Victim: He left his spit bottle in my room and I accidentally knocked it over while I was cleaning my desk! It's all over my desk and my keyboard! It's even in the carpet and on my shirt!

Friend of Victim: *laughs* Yeah... He went home after we had been drinking all day and I found what I thought was a half a beer. I took a drink and immediately "spitted" it out and started throwing up. I dropped the can and it got on my carpet too. It's like a Dip Bomb.

Victim: That's the second time he's Dip Bombed me! I'm gonna get him back, somehow.
by Roxodon September 24, 2012
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dip cool

A type of cigeratte that u dip in gasoline. Mainly done in the 80's-90's to get high . highly dangerous physically and mentally lol
I want a blunt, but I rather have a dip cool . gasoline cigarette high
by glokz818 October 9, 2013
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Dip and lasagne

Bolsterstonian rural term for wife swapping party
Hey bro, you wanna dip and lasagne this Saturday?
by Fatty bubbleina July 27, 2016
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dipping a floppy

did you rail that snargle-toothed bitch? naw brah, i was just dipping a floppy
by ufferdoople October 12, 2010
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Switch and dip

To switch a breakfast hotdog for an uncrustable
Zaid did a switch and dip when he swapped his breakfast corn dog for Thomas’ hot dog because they’re bro’s.
by iM hAviNg A pAniC aTtAcK December 4, 2019
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