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play date

A play date is basically when you hook up with someone without fucking. Doing things like making out and watching Netflix just for fun and then never talking about it again.
Chad: “Bro did you guys hook up?”
Ryan: “No, it was just a play date.”
by i’m kinda smart. February 18, 2020
mugGet the play datemug.

date hoe

one who uses men 2 take her out cuz she misses going out on dates even though she has no interest n the guy
That bitch ain't tryin to hear you like that, she just a date hoe.
by Timothy Banwari March 2, 2004
mugGet the date hoemug.

Fake Date

A person who associates themself with another, just for the purpose of stating theyre presence, with no sexual or any other type of activity .
My date for the prom was a complete fake date
by dudeforhire1229 June 20, 2004
mugGet the Fake Datemug.

dumpster date

A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.
I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!

Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning

Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days
by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019
mugGet the dumpster datemug.

darwin dating

After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.
Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!

Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016
mugGet the darwin datingmug.

date sauce

What's all over the sheets after you know, a date.
My mother sent the sheets to the laundry service because they were drenched in date sauce.
by iluv4tar November 12, 2015
mugGet the date saucemug.

Date Night

A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42
Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!
by The actual JJ March 4, 2022
mugGet the Date Nightmug.

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