Douchebag

A male who wears Calvin Klein, Ugg boots, Crocs, LuLu Lemon or equivalent, who drives a Subaru, especially an STI

Of course that dude in Calvin Klein sweats and Crocs would be driving a STI. What a douchebag.

by Bpit4 May 31, 2024

Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.

Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022

Flag Waving DoucheBag

Flag Waving DoucheBag- Someone that tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to receive goods or services that are unfairly lowered in value if you signup.

Flag Waving DoucheBag - Predicting the pandemic and being asked to volunteer for an government organization or military to save money on services rendered.

by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025

Douchebag

A word meaning a bag of penises used to define someone who isn't acting accordingly to the social behavioural pattern.

My algebra teacher is a giant douchebag.

by Most19fuckeraround July 10, 2016

Douchebag

A douchebag is both arrogant and disingenuous, but the term does not denote any particular level of intelligence or lack thereof, nor does it denote any degree of abrasiveness or lack thereof. A douchebag is always unaware that he is a douchebag.

Chuck Todd is a douchebag.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.

Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Californian douchebag

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo

Yo bro I gave her the Californian douchebag last night

by Dezzuh February 8, 2023