when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011
Get the Standing Deuce-ationmug. To take a shit: the cultured way.
When a British person decides to take a trip to the crapper, they say they were lollying a triple deuce to be polite.
Describes going to the bathroom and used by the Bri ish.
When a British person decides to take a trip to the crapper, they say they were lollying a triple deuce to be polite.
Describes going to the bathroom and used by the Bri ish.
by Assball200 February 25, 2021
Get the lollying a triple deucemug. Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.
I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.
by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014
Get the Helen Keller Deucemug. A military term related to the overnight stays in the desserts when it is cold.zipping Two sleeping bags together with another female that finds you attractive and .ess around so noone else knows what is going on.
We didn't get the tent up before sundown so we came up with a plan. Operation Technical Deuce Bag too stay 'warm.
by Uncleeefer February 19, 2022
Get the Technical deuce bagmug. People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.
Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!
by BreadOverBliss August 3, 2018
Get the My Deuce Touchmug. 1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
by Shay Sights May 13, 2022
Get the shake a deuce loosemug. Within the pot smoking community, 'Smoke Deuce' refers to someone smoking two bongs in a row out of rotai- also known as rotation.
Ex. Ah man you Smoked Deuce!? Now I don't have time to smoke a bong before I leave! I have to eat dinner with my parents in an hour... I'm going to Smoke Deuce now
by Zplax October 4, 2008
Get the Smoke Deucemug.