Internet crush

When you have a crush on someone on the internet. This could be a celebrity, Youtuber or someone else who is on the internet. They don't know you exist but you are still in love with them. They also usually live very far away

Person 1: OMG do you watch smosh?
Person 2: yes! Ian Hecox is my big internet crush

by Smart_definer51 May 24, 2014

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Talent crush

When you are severely infatuated with someone primarily due to their overwhelmingly mind-boggling talent. More impactful than puppy love, less tremor-inducing than soul mate.

Oh man I have such a talent crush on Nicholas Cage

by DaRealEgonSchiele March 28, 2016

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Crush one

Smoking a cigarette with your friends, probably the most rewarding part of the day because of how awesome crushing is.

Bro #1: hey bro wanna crush one?
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual

by Brown Bear 3000 July 09, 2012

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Fem Crushed

When a man is constantly demeaning or put down by his woman for control purposes.

When women constantly crushes a mans confidence to keep his manliness at bay.

Example #1:

Man: I'm going to enjoy another beer with my friend.

Woman: If you have another beer you are dead. I'm serious I will kill you if you have another beer!

Onlooker: You've been Fem Crushed!

Example #2:

Man telling buddies: I built my house by myself and it turned out awesome.

Woman: Whatever. Everything is crooked and built like crap. If you don't get your hammer out by morning and rebuild the house there will be hell to pay.

Buddies: Dude, you just got Fem Crushed!

by Kerjner 3 December 24, 2010

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Crush Boner

That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.

I was sitting next to Jack and I got a little crush boner.

by cpatpan July 23, 2016

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