crotch locked

When someone clings to your crotch in a manner of a baby sloth.
Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
by JuLion123 February 08, 2017
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Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
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Crotch Power

Lines on jeans pointing towards the crotch area.
Those jeans have a lot of Crotch Power.
by potatomaster January 19, 2010
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crotch munchies

when your pussy wants to eat that dick
Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you
by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022
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hobo crotch

When a woman's pussy smells like straight up rank-ass dead fish
Hey man do you smell that?

Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.
by Harry "Big" Johnson April 29, 2011
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crotch hit

The act of smacking another female in the crotch out of drunken lesbian intent.
Whoa, I was just crotch hit by Martina Navratilova!
by Cooter Counts December 22, 2009
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Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.
She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.
by i have a fake name December 08, 2010
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