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Stalky Creeper

A creepy stalker who has no friends except for those who this person stalks. Everyone wants to kill this person.
Stalky Creeper is a good reputation to have.
by murder they wrote September 1, 2010
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stealth creeper

To creep on someone on Facebook without making it obvious and/or letting them know. You can do this by looking at their page, friend, pictures, etc just NOT LIKING or COMMENTING on anything.

This can be used when you feel like you have no life and want to sit on the computer and look up people who do have lives.
Sally- OH DANG LUCY NOW TIM KNOWS I CREEP ON HIM BECAUSE I CAME UP AS #1 FAN!

Lucy- Sally, u have to be a "Stealth Creeper". u can still creep on Tim just dont Like or Comment on anything and he'll never know! you can look through all his pictures and all his wallposts and EVERYTHING without him knowing, stealth :)
by AwkwardTeenagers123 July 15, 2011
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Creepshow

A real creepo freakshow, someone who should always be avoided due to there extreme creepyness.

A dude with no friends because he always does weird things and sometimes tries to kiss boys.
That creepshow Lanahan tried to kiss me today. What's that dudes problem?

I'm not sure but I heard he has a thing going with John Dimarzo, for serious.
by unnamed January 26, 2005
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Creep-up-on-er

1. The act of slyly giving back a crazy soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend her stuff. This is done when a man wishes to break up but wants to avoid seeing or talking to the woman. Its not necessarily an act of cowardice, because due to the woman's fragile emotional state, it might actually be best for everyone involved. (Leaving an explanatory note is optional).
1. Man, that bitch was psycho. I had to creep-up-on-er and leave her shit in a plastic bag on her front door.

2.
MIKE: I'm not really feelin' this chick and I think she's about to kick me to the curb.
JOE: Well maybe you should just break up with her first.
MIKE: Yeah, but I don't wanna see her. Bitch is crazy!
JOK: OK. Here's what you gotta do: you gotta creep-up-on-er.

3. Cindy: (crying on phone to her best friend). Can you believe it? I just found my stuff on my doorstep. He pulled a creep-up-on-er. I knew we were going through a rough patch, but I didn't expect this! {waaaaahhhh!!!}
by cbo-dogg November 3, 2007
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Creeper

1. You may be classified as a creeper by most people if you follow them around, stare at them without speaking for more than 10 seconds, go on their facebook profile frequently, and much, much more.

2. Someone who does the dance move known as The Creep, and ONLY The Creep at birthday parties, weddings, funerals, etc.

3. A word that make Minecraft players cringe.
Creeper: That'ssss a nice definition you have there, ssssss...
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Ctoan June 15, 2011
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creep

this is when a boy goes to a girls house, usually in a car with the lights off, to hook up with her
he has to creep slow with his car in order to not wake the parents
snobs is nick's wingman for all of his creeps
by nickmo July 3, 2007
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cum creep

a monster made of sperm that results from to much masterbation.
its the cum creep!!!!!
by mickey brown March 7, 2007
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