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Cow hides

This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.
by Titus rutto October 16, 2019
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Water Cow

Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.
Pewds: Thank you for the delicious milk, Boat Cow.
Water Cow: Moo.
by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019
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Fat Cow

What You use to call your younger siblings when they're being a fooking idiot
Shut Up U FAT COW and go suck on your mothers titties u little bitch
by Muminurmum November 21, 2021
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Cow Tipping

when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.
by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022
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Cow Tamer

A Cow Tamer is a slim male or female who interacts sexually with someone overweight.
Very similar to Chubby Chaser
Person 1: Hey, you see Joe over there?
Person 2: Yeah, of course.
Person 1: He's a total Cow Tamer
Person 2: No shit?
Person 1: Yeah, I know right?
by James from Tejas May 16, 2009
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kafira cow

the king of shitposters
the dumbest man to ever live

loves nigga twerk
hates lilian
kafira cow bruh
by ben 69 February 20, 2022
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Chocolate Cow

When you’re fucking in reverse cowgirl and shits on top of your dick
“Hey bro, my girl gave me the biggest chocolate cow last night and it was awesome
by Piss King October 17, 2021
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