Cole Hearn

A short piece of shit whom nobody likes in the slightest. He may think he has friends, but nobody will stick around with him for more than 2 years. Except Jacob of course, his gay romantic partner who could do so much better. Cole is a dirty bastard who lives in a trailer park, because his family can't pay rent since his parents divorced due to Cole being such a douchebag. He is addicted to every substance possible to escape the fact that he only has his dear Jacob.

Person 1: You're being such a Cole Hearn
Person 2: I'm going to go kill myself now

by thebetterone123 April 29, 2025

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alice cole

Her eyes often cry - not her, her eyes.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.

Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.

Will get aggressive.

Diceptively ginger.

Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.

I totally alice coled that bitch.

by GrandmasterjimjM January 5, 2019

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Cole

Strong, funny, understanding... a wonderful person to have in your life. Very influential and can be kind-hearted when needed. Will do anything for you if he likes you, he's skilled and has the coolest don't-talk-to-me-biker vibes, but still very sweet.

"Hey, have you seen Cole?"

"Yea, he's roundhousing that annoying guy from the bar."

by grassman mossman April 28, 2022

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Cole rant

So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat

I hate fat bitch Cole rant

by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021

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lilly cole

The most awesome, understanding, funny person. She keeps her man close and takes no flak from any other woman. Loves to travel, cook, and eat new exotic foods.

That Lilly Cole can take care of herself

Lilly Cole won't stop eating for a fire

Cooking with Lilly Cole can be beneficial for your tummy

by Cole Pain December 18, 2016

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