Colon cryin'

This is a term used for clear, watery diarrhea.

Dude, either Jessi sat in a puddle of water or she had a case of the colon cryin' in her corduroys.

by HustonB August 13, 2011

Colombian Mud Pit

The act of snorting cocaine out of a fellow drug users anus.

The junkies in the ally were doing a Colombian mud pit.

Nash loves a good Colombian mud pit.

by doin it like danny December 5, 2012

Cologne Moose

Man who wears way too much cologne. Drenched in cologne.

Man you can smell that Cologne Moose from way over here.

by Cologne Moose January 23, 2013

colonaboration

when two or more people fart in a confined space (ie. room, car, elevator...) after the first person comments on the stench more than one person accepts responsibility.

as i was playing a game with my friend the other day I let out a "SBD" (silent but deadly), and when i said sorry he laughed and i realized it was a colonaboration!

by mamalekabubuday March 1, 2013

Colourbetical

As in alphabetical and numerical.Objects in colourbetical order are put in order of their colour, often by tone or similarities with other colours in the selection. These are often in a line or group and should give off a similar effect to the colours of the rainbow when fully arranged. Colourbetical order is generally applied to rows of colouring crayons or pens, fabrics or sheets of paper in shops to make them more appealing.

Girl 1: 'Excuse me, can you put that orange pen back in colourbetical order please?'

Girl 2: 'What?'

Girl1: 'It was between the red and the yellow before and you put it between the purple and blue. It doesn't look right'.

Girl 2: 'Oh. Ok.'

by TheOneWhoCanBeNamed June 24, 2013

Colorado Crossbow

When a girl gives you head and you hold her from her ankles straight upward. From a side view it looks like a crossbow.

Me: Dude, this girl gave me such good head last night.
Dude: Really? Colorado Crossbow that shit, boy!
Me: Straight up, if was better than a blumpkin.

by BreezyBurn January 13, 2014

Colonel Dijon

A proud, well dressed member of an elite French military unit, who favors fine wine over bullets, and sit down dinners over skirmishes.

The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.

by chasethedoor January 22, 2014