Charlie Austin

A bomb ass footballer who sacrificed starting a game to slay Manchester United on his debut for Southampton and lives on as Saint Charlie. Also a legend for QPR, and is friends with English legend Joey Barton. Probably the biggest inspiration to younger footballers who want to make it big.

"Did you see Charlie Austin? He's amazing!"

by Jamie Vardy's having a party May 7, 2016

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Tough Charlie

When you go to take a shit and nothing comes out.

Dude, those greasy tacos flew through me like an F15... How did it hit you?

"I thought I was gonna paint the seat brown but I had a tough charlie"

Damn that sucks, I was wincing when I took the most agonizing tough charlie the other night, it was miserable

by The Schkoon May 17, 2016

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Charlie and andrew

The hottest couple ever. They are so cute together especially when they are doing passenger princess. Andrew is tall with curly hair. He got a perm. Hotter than Connor S. Not hotter than charlie who is so very hot.

Charlie and Andrew are the best couple ever

by Hotman.com June 12, 2023

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Charli Shot

A shot filled to the brim

Would you like a charli shot?

by SaphiraRose March 25, 2023

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charlie hails

if you are charlie hails your a really sexy guy with an amazing physique your bum is massive and sexy logan wants your ass big boy and he also loves his number 1 sweet cheeks cummy chris *winks*

me: hey big boy can you rail me with your big boy

charlie hails : no i’m to busy giving my number 1 sweet cheeks sloppy toppy

by cummy chris January 15, 2023

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